A Special* Message From Chad Savage

Okay, sort of.  Chad screens his calls, and his people's people's people declined our offer in a manner that would get even the saltiest amongst us booted out of an after-hours Navy bar.  Luckily, we stumbled across a local reprobate who was willing to work for A-frame hugs and expired car was coupons.  Still came away feeling like we got fleeced, but that's show business for ya!

Thanks to Dan Ginavan of LightLyre Films in Lawrence, KS for hip-checking this out-of-my-techno-depth venture across the finish line.

Apologies to anyone or anything with eyes, fashion sense, or a hair trigger gag reflex for the existence of those shorts:


http://vimeo.com/43042446

DISASTRATIS PERSONAE

CHAD SAVAGE - Alan Smithee III

CAMERA GUY - Sir Disembodied Voice, CH, CBE, PotMC


DIRECTED BY FRANK COPPOLA
(Different Guy)

*Special = "You ate dirt, you're a winner!"